lztybrn:

remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour

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urgentcum:

I DID NOT KNOW SIRI COULD DO THIS REBLOG TO SAVE SOMEONES LIFE

urgentcum:

I DID NOT KNOW SIRI COULD DO THIS REBLOG TO SAVE SOMEONES LIFE

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coutois:

6 months in jail for being a responsible father.

this is what’s wrong with the world

userbar:

coutois:

6 months in jail for being a responsible father.

this is what’s wrong with the world

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nebberwet:

lifesbetter:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

thiscorpsofbrothers:

jasbeaw:

What do you mean, vet’s office? YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE PHILHARMONIC!

i’ve reblogged this at least seven times and i don’t regret any of them

I WILL BE OVERDRESSED
HUMAN
YOU HAVE MADE ME MAKE A SOCIAL FAUX PAS

Tuxedo cats are always dressed like this what are you guys talking about

nebberwet:

lifesbetter:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

thiscorpsofbrothers:

jasbeaw:

What do you mean, vet’s office? YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE PHILHARMONIC!

i’ve reblogged this at least seven times and i don’t regret any of them

I WILL BE OVERDRESSED

HUMAN

YOU HAVE MADE ME MAKE A SOCIAL FAUX PAS

Tuxedo cats are always dressed like this what are you guys talking about

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notmargaery:

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

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chinesekleptocracy:

Don’t want nudes leaked? Don’t take nudes. Don’t want to be robbed? Stop owning things. Wanna avoid being killed? Buddy, quit living already!

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xplosivediarrhea:

the sun’s pretty hot… id fuck it

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Anonymous said: Can problematic kinks or fetishes be used in a progressive way?

fluvicoline:

um

do you have a land redistribution fetish

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